Topic: Super happy limerick fun thread :) (Read 8164 times)

InmemoryofRomeo · « **Reply #25 on:** April 09, 2012, 05:17:08 PM »

There once were dogs, Max and Zenni,
Of chocolate they ate 'plenny'
Sore tums the next day
And a doctor stay
For choc they should not have any.

Fortunately Max and Zenni have pretty strong stomachs but remember real dogs should never have chocolate!

Hehe nice rhymes Kaiteee

Crewella · « **Reply #26 on:** April 09, 2012, 05:36:07 PM »

There once was a Pleo named Trooper
Who ate eggs 'til he fell in a stupor.
As he muttered "Oh heck ....
I can't lift my new neck"
His mum filmed the whole thing as a blooper.

Ths has been great fun, all of them!!

InmemoryofRomeo · « **Reply #27 on:** April 09, 2012, 07:17:09 PM »

Hehehe I like Trooper's blooper

Lottibell · « **Reply #28 on:** April 10, 2012, 03:04:39 AM »

Way off in the land of 'true blue'
There lived the odd Pleo or two.
Though miles apart
They were joined at the heart
By a passion for chocolatey stew!

Crewella · « **Reply #29 on:** April 10, 2012, 06:06:06 AM »

Awwwwwww ..... I love that one!

Lunamione7 · « **Reply #30 on:** April 10, 2012, 11:32:22 AM »

There once was a Pleo named Stephan
Who's owner didn't know anything about writing
Or what a 'limerick' is
Or how to make any of this rhyme
This concludes our poem

Crewella · « **Reply #31 on:** April 10, 2012, 11:53:12 AM »

Heheh ........ rules .......... made for breaking!

InmemoryofRomeo · « **Reply #32 on:** April 10, 2012, 05:18:42 PM »

*giggles*

There once was a Pleo so blue,
Who was packed up without a clue,
For a holiday he did take,
For his mum's sister's sake,
To show off the Pleo of blue...

Jumba has gone on a little holiday with my sister, she has a teacher who is very interested in my Pleo's and wants to meet one. Here's hoping he comes home safe and sound.

There once were Pleo's seven,
Who thought they had gone to heaven,
Seven caramel eggs so gooey,
And sticky and messy and chewy,
In heaven were the Pleo's of seven.

Lottibell · « **Reply #33 on:** April 10, 2012, 06:43:09 PM »

   Take heed the plight of poor Jumba
   Who liked to practice the Rhumba
   Whilst doing a jig he tripped over a twig!
   Oh 'eck! Where's that ambulance number?


Sorry for stealing identities but this is fun!

InmemoryofRomeo · « **Reply #34 on:** April 10, 2012, 06:50:34 PM »

LOL!!!

I'd like to see Jumba doing the rumba...

Lottibell · « **Reply #35 on:** April 10, 2012, 07:05:57 PM »

Talon, this one's for you.

,There was Ryu,Blue,Ugobe and Cato,
Who started a quarrel over deep fried potato
T'was not the tuber the problem per se
But the coating of melted Cadbury chocolate Milk Tray.

Talon · « **Reply #36 on:** April 10, 2012, 07:54:15 PM »

Lol! Thank you! That's so cute! I write poetry but mine is more blank verse.
Talon

RedwoodsMama · « **Reply #37 on:** April 10, 2012, 09:22:10 PM »

Great poems everyone, I have been reading them and laughing all week, With so many Pleos, you would think I could come up with at least one, so I will give it a try. Some do not have names so that makes it easier I guess. Lotti , you have a fine sense of humor. I am not good at limericks either so I will just make things up as I go along.

RWM

Lottibell · « **Reply #38 on:** April 11, 2012, 06:45:06 AM »

Oh good. I look forward to reading it.

Here's one to get you started...

A young Pleo named Baby Ruth
Was vexed by a very sweet tooth
Though most gentle and kind she was somewhat inclined
To explode if you touched her Vermouth!

Ok, agreed,Vermouth is pretty dry, but come on guys.....it rhymed!

Crewella · « **Reply #39 on:** April 11, 2012, 06:47:18 AM »

Don't worry - I love a dry sense of humour .......

RedwoodsMama · « **Reply #40 on:** April 11, 2012, 10:08:44 AM »

That was great Lotti,

I was thinking of doing Baby Ruth to start with but would have never thought of Vermouth! That did make me laugh. If I have anymore trouble, I will give you a LONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG List of Pleos names to challenge you. it will be fun to see what you come up with! It is supposed to have to do with EAster, .....but now that Easter is over,,,,maybe not.

RWM

mweed · « **Reply #41 on:** April 11, 2012, 03:59:01 PM »

I could rename the topic . . . maybe "Limericks 'R Us"?

Lottibell · « **Reply #42 on:** April 11, 2012, 06:47:32 PM »

Mmm, maybe post it like that so everyone has a bash? What fun!

RWM, I' d have thought a poem or ditty of any sort or topic about pleos would be mighty fine. I just happen to be fascinated by chocolate....... No...really....I've gotta problemmmm! Drool!,, tee hee..........

InmemoryofRomeo · « **Reply #43 on:** April 11, 2012, 07:14:02 PM »

Changed

There once was a Pleo named Bob,
Whom keeping fed was an awful job!
He'd eat all the pizza,
Veggie or meazza,
And kept Fred in a full time job.

InmemoryofRomeo · « **Reply #44 on:** April 12, 2012, 07:07:53 PM »

There once was a dill called Mel,
Who called me up with a panic and yell,
Jumba's not waking!
Not a step is he taking!
"Did you turn him on?" "Oh", said Mel.

My dear sister Melinda has borrowed Jumba for a week or so to show her teacher. She rang me up in an absolute panic a few minutes ago and said he wasn't moving or turning on or anything. There's just a little red light flashing when she puts the battery in and then nothing. After trying all the obvious stuff like checking the clock battery and pressing the reset button I happened to say 'press the on button' and my poor dear sister goes "There's an on button?"

I guess I forgot to mention that part when I showed her how to look after him

Lottibell · « **Reply #45 on:** April 13, 2012, 07:47:55 AM »

Priceless.

I love that her teacher didn't spot it either.

There once was a mother called Lotti
Whose offspring where driving her potty.
So off she did pack, in an old burlap sack,
The duo, to dear Lanzarote.

Hmmmm, not a bad idea! Except I rather think I'd pack myself instead!

Crewella · « **Reply #46 on:** April 13, 2012, 08:01:38 AM »

Im with you, Lottie ....... Pleos can stay home!

A Pleo out hunting tomato
Decided it was much to far to
Go down to the patch
For the harvest to catch
So put ketchup on all his potato

Lottibell · « **Reply #47 on:** April 13, 2012, 08:46:38 AM »

Well........ Not sure I dare even mutter it......but I was referring to my actual children........ Been laughing so hard IAPMP. Cryptic clue ; a high score muddled, perhaps?

Lottibell · « **Reply #48 on:** April 13, 2012, 09:11:47 AM »

Well,not sure the consequences of double posting, but I like to live on the edge...

Young Pleos, take heed the story of Allo,
Her accomplishments high and so far from shallow
Well studied and practiced and focused so hard
That natural her ascendence to being a bard.

Bravo.

Crewella · « **Reply #49 on:** April 13, 2012, 09:30:48 AM »

Quote from: Lottibell on April 13, 2012, 09:11:47 AM

Well,not sure the consequences of double posting, but I like to live on the edge...

We confiscate your quill!

Bob the Pleo Forums

Author Topic: Super happy limerick fun thread :) (Read 8164 times)