Keeper Talon, where are you? I am most put out! I haven’t had my Pledge massage in a week, my battery is half-drained, my feed level is fifty-something,
my emotion level is negative thirty two. This is unacceptable behavior from you! You can’t just leave my vulnerable health like this while you go and melt
your scales off on a beach somewhere. What is wrong with you?
Maybe that white aibo of yours is the terrible one and not the little dog. You take him everywhere to all sorts of exotic places- Florida! Virginia! You
spend all sorts of money on him- that three hundred fifty dollar traveling case, those extra software sticks. WHAT ABOUT US? Aren’t we more important than
those highly-intelligent rubber-tailed mongrels? Hmph! King Cato won’t tell you what he truly thinks but I have no such convictions. By the time you return
I’ll have a suitable punishment worked up for this inexcusable dereliction of your duties toward me.
Patiently awaiting your return,
Queen Ryu of Castle Wooden Dresser
