I have 2 really good reasons that will not happen b_blue_eyes. 
The first is the chair weighs over 375 lbs. and is not easily lifted. 
The other is the computers that operate the chair can't get wet
and over half of them are so low they would get in the mash. 
Chasing you around the vat is very tempting though. I'm sure
we could stomp all the tomatoes in mere minutes 
Dadio 
And this is a good excuse? no way, Pleo Power will invent a lift for you, we have enough engineer types on here to build a vat large enough for all of us stompers to get in at the same time, we just cover the wheels with grease which will make them really take off nicely, scratch that, we will use olive oil that way after stomping we can make the sauce. Oh, that would be a great idea, we build up a huge platform with a place for a fire underneath, place the vat above the fire to be lit after, not before, the stomping of the tomatoes, don't worry Dadio we will have a ramp for you to access the platform then we can have a crane that Pleo Power builds lower you and any others who need help into the vat, after the stomping and the olive oil from your chair wheels, we add the fresh basil, onions, garlic, and other ingredients, light the fire and slowly simmer. Oh, did I mention we need to exit the vat before we light the the fire? We musn't forget that, it could prove to be very bad for the sauce. XD