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[allosaurus]

Just a different version from hmrbri's post...

I put together my own, taking advantage of my crush on Team Rocket...

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I ate
February------I dropped
March--------I sat on
April----------I ran from
May----------I burped on
June----------I slapped
July-----------I crushed
August--------I spontaneously hugged
September----I had breakfast with
October-------I licked
November-----I inhaled
December-----I flushed down the toilet
 
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------Simon Cowell
2-------A cat
3-------a dog
4-------a dagger
5-------a sword
6-------an iPod
7-------a pickle
8-------Hannah Montana
9-------Paula Abdul
10-------Rudolph
11-------my headset
12-------a flea
13-------[insert name of first crush]
14-------a blueberry pie
15-------a horse
16-------a cow
17-------some silverware
18-------a clock
19------- [insert name of first pet here]
20-------a bat
21-------a fox
22-------a toystore
23-------a mosquito
24-------[insert name of first television crush]
25-------[insert name of mother]
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------Santa Claus
29-------a toilet
30-------an alpaca
31-------a tomato
 
What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- going to the bathroom
2 --------- cooking dinner
3 ----------- flying away
4 ----------- playing a video game
5 ----------- bonking Allosaurus on the head
6 --------- eating pie
7 --------- in midsummer
8---------- in the dead of night
9 -------- in my bed
0 -------- in your head
 
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--------- ‘cause maybe that’s what I want.
Black---------because that's not why I committed crime.
Pink-----------because I felt like it.
Red-----------because I had my spouse to back me up on it.
Blue-----------because I like pie.
Green---------because I really need help.
Purple---------because I was bored.
Gray----------because a Dodo told me to.
Yellow--------because my grandpa told me to.
Orange--------because I’m so amazingly weird!
Brown---------because I had to or I would’ve died.
Other\None----------because I can't have any more sugar or caffeine!

I spontaneously hugged James from Team Rocket in the dead of night because I really need help.

[Pleo Power]

I inhaled Simon Cowell flying away because my grandpa told me to 

[allosaurus]

I inhaled Simon Cowell flying away because my grandpa told me to 

LOL! That's great! XDDDDDDD

[InmemoryofRomeo]

I crushed a mosquito playing a video game because I was bored...

Sounds normal

[allosaurus]

I crushed a mosquito playing a video game because I was bored...

Sounds normal

That's not so special.... Sounds typical.

[49er]

I dropped my brother flying away because I like pie.

Depends on the pie.

[kisumi]

i ate some silverware in midsummer because i couldnt have anymore caffine or sugar

[allosaurus]

I dropped my brother flying away because I like pie.

Depends on the pie.

Hehe! That made me fall off my chair laughing. XD



edit: Does "flying away" happen to be a trend lately? XD

[MissingNo]

I slapped some silverware in my bed because I like pie.
LOL! 

[fancyfont]

I spontaneously hugged Richard Chamberlin in the dead of the night because I like pie 

[49er]

I spontaneously hugged Richard Chamberlin in the dead of the night because I like pie 

Hmmmm? First it was with a firefighter and now with Richard Chamberlin?!!   Hmmmmmm?

[fancyfont]

Loved Dr. Kildare. series. So long ago Richard Chamberlin 's one of my favorite actors. Almost won a signed hanky from him at a red cross auction. I did get a little hand held fan signed by Larry Hagamen who hated smoking. A poster by Linda Ronstat. I also won the memoirs of Phyllis Diller and a Little house on the prairie final draft from NBC signed by Michael Landon. I missed Bill Crosby's sneakers!

[49er]

I also won the memoirs of Phyllis Diller and a Little house on the prairie final draft from NBC signed by Michael Landon.

I think I'd be a little nervous to read Phyllis Diller's memoirs.
 

I missed Bill Crosby's sneakers!

If you had gotten them the bugs around your place might not have survived to be eaten by Seymour.

[fancyfont]

Seymour is having a time of his life. I should have some Venus Fly Traps now! I put snail stuff down and the flies are out in swarms  Escargot for everyone
I would have loved to have Bill Cosbey's sneakers. One of my favorite comedians! I'd take the bugs and all!

[gucci_boi7782]

I ran from an alpaca in your head because I like pie.  must be some good pie!

[49er]

Pie seems to be popular, no?

[49er]

I would have loved to have Bill Cosbey's sneakers. One of my favorite comedians! I'd take the bugs and all!

He was one of my favorite comedians when I was growing up. I had all his albums. I still have most of them. However they are all in Mariposa.
The best was the chicken heart!!!

[fancyfont]

Blue seems to be everyones choice of color while reading these.
49er, Did you evr see Cosbey's skit while pretending to be in a dentist chair? Funniest one I have ever seen!