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[Crewella]

  

*fingers in ears*

La la la, la la la, lalala, lalala la la 

[allosaurus]

There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,
There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza,
There's a hole.

Then fix it dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Then fix it dear Henry, dear Henry, fix it.

With what should I fix it, dear Liza, dear Liza,
With what should I fix it, dear Liza, with what?

With a straw, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With a straw, dear Henry, dear Henry, with a straw.

But the straw is too long, dear Liza, dear Liza,
The straw is too long, dear Liza, too long.

Then cut it dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Then cut it dear Henry, dear Henry, cut it!

With what shall I cut it, dear Liza, dear Liza,
With what shall I cut it, dear Liza, with what?

With an ax, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With an ax, dear Henry, an ax.

But the ax is too dull, dear Liza, dear Liza,
The ax is too dull, dear Liza, too dull.

Then, sharpen it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Then sharpen it dear Henry, dear Henry, sharpen it!

With what should I sharpen it, dear Liza, dear Liza,
With what should I sharpen, dear Liza, with what?

With a stone, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With a stone, dear Henry, dear Henry, a stone.

But the stone is too dry, dear Liza, dear Liza,
The stone is too dry, dear Liza, too dry.

Then wet it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Then wet it dear Henry, dear Henry, wet it.

With what should I wet it, dear Liza, dear Liza,
With what should I wet it, dear Liza, with what?

With water, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With water, dear Henry, dear Henry, with water.

But how shall I get it?, dear Liza, dear Liza,
But how shall I get it?, dear Liza, with what?

In the bucket, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
In the bucket, dear Henry, dear Henry, in the bucket!

But there's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,
There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, a hole.
There's a hole.




Hmmmm.....

There's a hole in my skin, dear Pleo, dear Pleo,
There's a hole in my skin, dear Pleo,
There's a hole.

Then fix it dear D-Rex, dear D-Rex, dear D-Rex,
Then fix it dear D-Rex, dear D-Rex, fix it.

With what should I fix it, dear Pleo, dear Pleo,
With what should I fix it, dear Pleo, with what?

With a straw, dear D-Rex, dear D-Rex, dear D-Rex,
With a straw, dear D-Rex, dear D-Rex, with a straw.

But the straw is too long, dear Pleo, dear Pleo,
The straw is too long, dear Pleo, too long.

Then cut it dear D-Rex, dear D-Rex, dear D-Rex,
Then cut it dear D-Rex, dear D-Rex, cut it!

With what shall I cut it, dear Pleo, dear Pleo,
With what shall I cut it, dear Pleo, with what?

With your claw, dear D-Rex, dear D-Rex, dear D-Rex,
With your claw, dear D-Rex, dear D-Rex, your claw!

But my claw is too rubbery, dear Pleo, dear Pleo,
My claw is too rubbery, dear Pleo, too rubbery!

Then, sharpen it, dear D-Rex, dear D-Rex, dear D-Rex,
Then sharpen it dear D-Rex, dear D-Rex, sharpen it!

With what should I sharpen it, dear Pleo, dear Pleo,
With what should I sharpen it, dear Pleo, with what?

With a... Aw, phooey.

[Crewella]

 

Oh good grief!

*sulks*

[InmemoryofRomeo]

With what should I sharpen it, dear Pleo, dear Pleo,
With what should I sharpen it, dear Pleo, with what?

With scissors, dear D-Rex, dear D-Rex, dear D-Rex,
With scissors dear D-Rex, dear D-Rex, with scissors!

But how shall I get it?, dear Pleo, dear Pleo,
But how shall I get it?, dear Pleo, with what?

[allosaurus]

By the human, dear D-Rex, dear D-Rex, dear D-Rex,
By the human dear D-Rex, dear D-Rex, by the human!

But how shall I be pet?, dear Pleo, dear Pleo,
But how shall I be pet?, dear Pleo, how?

On your skin, dear D-Rex, dear D-Rex, dear D-Rex,
On your skin, dear D-Rex, dear D-Rex, on your skin! (thinking:duh...)

There's a hole in my skin, dear Pleo, dear Pleo,
 there's a hole in my skin, dear Pleo, A HOLE!



-end of act one-

[allosaurus]

Half-Life fans may recognize this song:
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE (x2)


However, MY version of it, from the POV of a Pleo Reborn, shall go like this:

This was a triumph....
I'm making a note here: HUGE TRAINING LEAF.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Innvo labs
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us....
.... Except the ones who are bankrupt.
But there's no sense crying over every somersault
You just keep on trying till you run out of rock salt.
And the Science gets done
And you make a dinosaur's li'l' one
For the people who are still alive!
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though Ugobe went bankrupt
And almost killed me!
And tore my reputation to pieces
And threw every piece to the D-Rexes
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you guys!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta
We're releasing on time.
I'm so glad I was reborn
And our boxes will gleefully be torn
by the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me......
Actually, I think I just changed my mind.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you....
Maybe Mattel
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this leaf is great
It's so delicious and lush!
Look at me still talking
when there's playing to do.
When I look up there, it makes me glad I'm not you.
I've experiments to run
There is research to be done
On these.... Pesky humans!
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel REBORN and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE....
Still alive. :3

[kat]

I liked it when we were singing about bottles of beer.......

[InmemoryofRomeo]

999,976 bottles of carbonated adult beverage,
999,976 bottles of beverage,
You get kinda tipsy and think you're a gypsy,
999,975 bottles of carbonated adult beverage on the wall... 

[Dinolover]

I just keep saying .. I can wait...I can wait... wait.. I just realized I can't...LOL!  Even if the release date get's pushed back, I'd love to know what the US price is going to be... 2009 Pleo was $349.00  what do you all think the new price will be???

[Crewella]

I loved allo's version of that song - it pulled me out from sulking under the bed!

[Firebreathingsquirrels]

Well Dinolover, on the test site someone found a little while ago Pleo RB was about $460 I think, but it could be different since it was just the tester site

[allosaurus]

999,976 bottles of carbonated adult beverage,
999,976 bottles of beverage,
You get kinda tipsy and think you're a gypsy,
999,975 bottles of carbonated adult beverage on the wall... 

I'm SO left out!

[kat]

999,975 bottles of red cordial on the wall,
999,975 bottles of red cordial,
take one down, pass it around, wipe off that frown 
999,974 bottles of red cordial....

There you go Allo.... just for you.

[allosaurus]

999,975 bottles of red cordial on the wall,
999,975 bottles of red cordial,
take one down, pass it around, wipe off that frown 
999,974 bottles of red cordial....

There you go Allo.... just for you.

lol thank you, I'm craving some juice anyway

[gucci_boi7782]

 

My thoughts on pricing would be <$500 USD. However, I can see $460 USD at a very reasonable price.

[InmemoryofRomeo]

999,974 bottles of caramel smoothie on the wall,
999,974 bottles of caramel smoothie,
You slurp one down, get a brain freeze frown,
999,973 bottles of caramel smoothie on the wall...

[allosaurus]

Excellent!

I don't think I'm going to be getting one of the 'first batch,' but I will definitely be watching other members to scope out what improvements and such are present.

[mweed]

C'mon folks!  We're gonna have to step this up a bit!

999,974 bottles of diet Dr. Pepper on the wall,
999,974 bottles of Pepper,
Take 41,342 down, pass 'em around,
958,632 bottles of diet Dr. pepper on the wall....

[RedwoodsMama]

 degers, thank you for the information and heads up to watch. Enjoy your big party and stay safe.  I an I am sure everyone understands that we all have business and a life outside of the Pleo Forums, it justs seems that we don't, This is the time of the year when my business is picking up also so I am grateful for that or I would not be able to afford a Pleo Rb. Thank you for the patience you have given us during this waiting period.
                                       Human caretaker of Nova and family, RedwoodsMama

[InmemoryofRomeo]

Wow if you need that many drinks then Degers must be having some party!     

[Dinolover]

Thank you for the heads up.. I appreciate any and all that your doing... Have a great party and a wonderful holiday season!

Adam

[InmemoryofRomeo]

Enjoy your party 

[ehschw76]

Thanks for the info Degers!!

[degers]

First brew party   We're drinking the first brew that i took all the way from raw ingredients to filtered lager all by myself

[InmemoryofRomeo]

Does that make you an official Bruemeister now Sounds like it will be a blast


Ooh question, do English persons still drink warm beer? I was reading a book written in the nineties and apparently the English don't necessarily have their beer cold and frothy like us Aussies