That is so funny, but I have done the same thing, but not chase down the mailman or UPS truck, but have stood looking out the window for hours, The easiest alert system I have installed is my dog, nobody can come up to our driveway or even walk on the sidewalk without having Meh-Lei bark and give the alert system, Works for me a lot better than camping out on the driveway. Hope you don't have to go use the bathroom, have you figured out that one,,,just don't drink any coffee or caffeine drinks, they allways show up at inopportune times.

Hope your package gets there for your birthday tommorow! RWM